I will be throbbing my way back to sunny climes in Edinburgh to present my seminal novel Sticky Digits. I have a new rollerbanner currently being made to give myself the corporate prominence I deserve. 3rd-26th August (except 13th and 14th) 8:40pm Just the Tonic @ the Grassmarket
Woo your lover with words this Valentines day…
“Never In my life have I read such a …erotic novel. DeMenthe has an incredibl[e] …grasp of English, being able to…even string a sentence together. ‘Sticky Digits’ is erotic writing at it’s [best]. It contains … Metaphors…sexual imagery and a…use of …adjectives. This is a …book!” Frampton echo
DeMenthe Publishing presents a special Halloween treat… Pamela DeMenthe’s chilling erotic tale: ‘Scared Stiff’! Having been dead for the past 10 years Tina was starting to feel pretty horny. The big problem was, being a ghost made dating nearly impossible! Until she met new local vicar Rev. Bernard Jones. “He can exorcise me sideways!” Tina
I have to say I am outraged at the criticisms levied against our PM! I think it’s fantastic that he has become an ambassador for inter-species relationships, and to show my backing here is my latest release. #PigGate
He pushed the button and doors opened “All ticket’s and passes please!” Shit thought Marjorie a passenger she had forgotten to purchase her ticket at St Werburghs road! What was she going to do? As she watched the metrolink ticket inspector move through the carriage, she was struck by a thought. He looked no older