Chorlton’s best erotica author “a south manchester romp”

Dave ventured into Unicorn (the local vegan organic supermarket) He spied his favourite shop assistant Mooncup stacking the beans and pulses. She made ‘his own’ vegan sausage begin to pulse against his hemp woven shopping bag. He moved across to the homemade organic produce counter. She followed to assist him with his purchase. “I want that Hummus” he said all the time holding Mooncup’s gaze. She reached down, revealing ‘her own’ organic baps as they spilt over the top of her Dungarees. (The mandatory uniform)
Later that night Dave was wiping the last remnants of Hummus from his genitals- On reflection, he shouldn’t have gone for the chilli flavour.