Dave ventured into Unicorn (the local vegan organic supermarket) He spied his favourite shop assistant Mooncup stacking the beans and pulses. She made ‘his own’ vegan sausage begin to pulse against his hemp woven shopping bag. He moved across to the homemade organic produce counter. She followed to assist him with his purchase. “I want
Election day 2015, the heat was at boiling point. Nicola and Ed were in a meeting room at number 10. ” Um I’ve told you before Nicki and I’ll tell you again, it’s not going to happen!” She looked at him with that look, the one that sent delicious volts of electricity running down his
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“oooh ahhhh ahhh oooooh! He communicated through a series of grunts, un-evolved yet to speak any language. Olaf smiled kindly at Thog and his hairy face. And although separated by an evolutionary step, they both knew their primeval urges transcended darwin’s theory. With the heat erupting between them like lava escaping from a magma chamber,
Here’s to all the lovers out there…a romantic poem to get you in the mood. Happy Valentines day! 50 Rhymes of Grey by Pamela DeMenthe ‘You say from the chalet, whilst on holiday that the sun on the bay looks like hay and agree though I may, I can never truly say for fear that
Well done to all those completing dry January this evening, I have recorded an excerpt from a recent novel I’ve been working on called ‘MOIST JANUARY’.